She Made Me Do It ... Honest!
Yep, this is MR, yes MR Lemon.
Anything for the best Mother-In-Law in the world (I need me some brownie points for the next visit ya know.)
Six Unspectacular Things about me:
1. I just listened to UK pull out an awesome victory over Arkansas in the last 4 minutes...Go Cats Go!
2. I still wear the same size clothes since I was a Junior in High School(seriously, whatever happened to the "Don't worry you'll gain weight after 30"? I am 33.)
3. I can make a mean batch of brownies! That is when I remember to spray the glass dish so I can actually remove them from the dish.
4. Somehow, one recent night, I managed to dump all of our McDonald's french fries onto the bush by our front door. This was after the worst possible day up to that point and I had placed the bag holding the fries in my mouth to unlock the door. And yes the bag ripped! I seriously almost cried. The door was already unlocked, but I didn't know.
5. Years ago, I awoke to notice my shins had no hair. I proclaimed in anger and fright, "Who shaved my legs in the middle of the night?" When I came to my senses, I realized I had leaned a little too close to the kerosene heater the night before for waaaayyyy too long!
6. A couple of weeks ago, Splenda and I were at the local Subway (to eat fresh, of course), when the previous customer (a nice lady) approached me to exchange the subs that the counter clerk had mixed up. At this time Splenda had gone to the restroom. The nice lady had opened the sandwich but neatly wrapped it up in transition. She said, "Are you sure you still want it?" I replied, "She'll never know, I'll just lay it out here like it was prepared for her." Splenda returns with the surprised look on her face that I expected upon seeing her sandwich and chips opened up already. Her response... "Thanks for getting it all ready for me Dad!" "No problem babe." Man, I am good.
6 comments:
Mr. Lemon, I have found a few pounds. If you want them you can have them. Problem being is that they are having such a good time with the other pounds, they don't want to leave.
If you forget to spray the pan for the brownies, you and Mrs. Lemon can just eat them with a spoon...then you only have to share them with one other person, and no guests -- maybe that will help you gain some pounds?
Thanks for playing along, Mr. Lemon!!! As your favorite MIL, I appreciate it!
Incidentally, the best way to earn brownie points, is to bring brownies with you when you come north!!! ;)
My Son, Mr. Lemon, your anatomy is like that of your Grand Lemon's. I heard him mention many times how he eats and eats but never gains weight; as well, your GrandFemLemon made mention of that fact. He was the best, and so are you! I speak without prejudice of course *mamasmile*.
Mr. Lemon, anytime after this child arrives you can feel free to make me a pan of brownies without spraying the pan...I (normally) love the crusty part of the brownies. BTW, have you all seen the new brownie pan with "all edges"? It's pretty rockin' http://www.chefsresource.com/bakers-edge-brownie-pan.html
Mr. Lemon, sounds like you and my hubs have the same thing going on. . . eat whatever and never gain a pound. Not fair, I tell ya, not fair.
Nice to hear from the Mr. in the family.
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