So what did you get?

'Member when I gave out free passes to Plus Size Mall Store's 40% off dealeo?

(little did I know you didn't actually need the card to get the 40% off, but I'm ignorant that way since I work approximately 8 hours a week...)

Here's what I have purchased from my place of employment. Including the unmentionables that I will not mention, I have probably spent $200-250 there and saved at least, at least $300.










left to right: white, black, and pink 3/4 sleeve v-neck stretchy blouses which are going to make fabulous maternity shirts; knee length black skirt which I bought big to accomodate ... you guessed it ... my pregnanty belly; red linen-look tunic shirt; long jean skirt.

Next slide, please:










left to right: Orange and green screen t-shirts (bought the first week I worked there); jean jacket; MY FAVORITES!!!! 4 cami's (longer full coverage adjustable tanks) in red/pink/orange dots, blue/turq/green dots, brown with various circles and colors, and plain lime green. The red/pink/orange and the brown blah blah blah look awesome with my pink stretchy shirt above; all look great with the white one, and the green looks HOT with the black one. Not to mention the various other combinations I can do with my other hundred jackets in my closet not shown.

I know it's not such a great idea to buy a bunch of maternity clothes because some can always be passed around, but sometimes you just gotta have your own clothes. Especially one such as myself who is prone to spilling and staining clothes without trying. Can I get an AMEN from someone?

So, I'm going to stay employed with them for as long as possible for the rest o' my days for the discountage alone. Because the pay sure is not the holding force, you can be certain.

And I forgot the power of breathing mayonnaise fumes. Mr Lemon is having sympathy hunger pains with me, and he got some little chicken sandwich things at KFC. They had mayo. Seriously, the smell made me gaaaaagggg. He ate them faster than is healthy for digestion with the window down while I breathed deeply through my mouth instead of my nose. We will be avoiding this scenario in the future.

That will be all for today. I'm going to bed.