I'm 30 and 10/12 years old and yes, I have a birthday wish list

If my Mom is reading this ~Hi Mom!~ this is what I want for my birthday which is in two short months:

No, not an actual baby doll.  Not even another baby.  Especially not another baby.  Not in two months, anyways.  Or nine months.  Or eighteen to twenty four months.

In fact, I'd like my highly unlikely to actually happen next child to please be born with the superpower to be a normal bundle of sweet innocent joy for six months, and then fast forward to age 4.  Please and thank you.  Potty training is killing me and my already limited source of patience.

I digress.

A Mae baby dollie pattern would be a lovely birthday present, no?

I love this! And it's under $10! Emily of Jones Design Company {a new-to-me blog} customized her pattern just the way I like them - no faces.  There's a John Doll, too.  I can't see myself making one of these for Zesty at this age, but I bet Pinky would love to have a brother and sister dollie set to play with.

::bats eyelashes furiously::  Pweeeeese?


{Oh right. That trick only works on Dad.  Oh Daaaaaddddy?!?!? >:)}