That was nearly prophetic

Maybe I should have asked for that demo and picked up a bottle.

You just haven't lived until you squeeze your baby's bottom while you're changing him yesterday, because he just has the cutest little bottom, yes him does, and he POOPS on you.

You also haven't lived until you are changing your baby's bottom today, and he pees like little boys are wont to do when cold air hits the goods. And then you look away, and he pees another fine arc. Then -YES YOU DO - you look away a third time. And YES HE DOES - he pees again.

My couch has been initiated. I'm not sure we have been forgiven for subjecting him to two baths in one day.