Hey other Liz.
I was just joking with you. I don't need to blog, I have a English degree, we just write. [CENSORED]. I was just stoned with a friend googling things. It was funny at the moment. I think it is cool another person said that they were The LizNess because that is what I am known as.
Well it was good talking to you, oh and it is very cool that you were so polite to that message.
Yeah, that's right. Mrs Lemon doesn't roll over for anyone. Not even stoned googlers.
Peaceeeee
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I'm laughing so hard right now. Shoot. And to think that through your old blog we all got an extra special glimpse of Googling on dope. That is awesome. :)
I still refer to you as Liz, because that's what my husband knows you as, from back in my first days of talking about my bloggy friends like they were my neighbors. Funny, huh? Wonder if THAT would upset the other Lizness?
Oh, and, "A" English major? Yeah.
That'll teach them to Google while Intoxicated! Known to many as GWI.
"A" English degree? And shouldn't there be a semi-colon between "degree" and "we", instead of a comma?
I don't even have time to point out all the problems with this message. And I'm not even AN English major.
And I'm sorry, but stoned?
Yeah and that English degree sentence has a number of flaws in addition to that. It doesn't agree in person (I...I...we??) and the comma usage is really bad. Her second paragraph (which isn't even a true paragraph) is a mess but I'll leave her alone since she's clearly a dopehead with very few hobbies.
I am not sure what to say. She still deserves some sort of tongue lashing. People can get seriously hurt while GWI.
She probably read the comment wher I gave you permisson to "bust her chops" and figured she had better lighten up. Just wondering, she said she has an Enlglish dergee, but is it from a school like Pakistani U.?
*bang*
That was me falling in the floor laughing so hard. That she actually received an English degree scares the bejesus out of me. That she admitted she was stoned is even scarier! ;)
Oh.my.goodness.
Misty
I'm stoned and Sir Nottaguy's butchering of English degree made me laugh out loud.
I think if there was anyone I would roll over for---it would be stoned googlers. So, kudos to you man.
Now where are those brownies...
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