Dear Mr Motorcycler,
I can appreciate that you want to stay young by riding your SO COOL motorcycle without a helmet.
However, you should know that I saw that you need to re-color your hair. Your 1" gray roots aren't very attractive.
You're welcome.
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Dear Little Cute Boy At WalMart,
Thank you for saying how cute my baby was, and bringing your dad back to show him. That was sweet. You are adorable yourself.
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Dear Ghetto Apartment Neighbor,
Clipping one's toenails is a private event, meant for your eyes only. Next time, please don't do that on the sidewalk, 'mkay?
2 comments:
I think I saw that same guy on the bike today. He sure gets around.
:)
Oh gosh ... I'm glad I found your blog. Public toenail clipping. Now I've heard of everything.
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