my memory is toast

One of my favorite breakfasts growing up is peanut butter toast. Toast slathered in way more than the 1 tablespoon recommended serving size of peanut butter. Fold it in half and dip it in milk - YUM.

But I haven't had that for awhile. Because I threw away my toaster. We haven't had Eggos in awhile either. Because I threw away my toaster. A few nights ago, I thought, man, some toast would sure be nice. BUT (say it with me) I threw away my toaster.

Then what may I ask is this?



I have no idea where I got the idea in my head that I threw away my toaster. I'm just glad I didn't go buy a replacement.