I would just like to say that I smite my neighbors with a big smite for having a teenage girl slumber party tonight. At 1:50am, I was awakened out of the deepest sleep I've had in weeks by hard, and I mean hard, banging on my door. I was so out of it that I thought it was Mr Lemon coming home and I'd locked the door chain or something. And then I hear the shrieking laughter of 4 or 59 teenage girls running to their apartment next door, slamming their door, and hollering up the stairs.
That was 2 1/2 hours ago, and I haven't gotten back to sleep since.
All I can hope for them is that Zesty wails his little head off the night before their big prom or SATs. That would be sweet revenge.
The end.
PS - I could use a foot rub. Any takers?
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