She took us to the cleaners

I thought it might be nice for some good, clean family fun. Family game night. We set up the Monopoly board on the kitchen table between the couches. I was the banker. We even printed off the offee-shul rules, because somehow mine were lost. Not because I'm a cheater or anything. No sirree.

Splenda put a hotel on St James Place. St James Place, not Boardwalk or anything like that. Do you know what the going rent is if you have a hotel on St James? I'll save you the trip. It's $950.

I landed on it twice. Thusly, I was bankrupt and out of the game.

Mr Lemon landed on it. Here's his sad, sad face after he paid her $950 rent.
















Then he landed on it again. Splenda ended up with nearly all of the property and $3155 in cash.
















She has a fine future in real estate.