I'm having deja vu

I know I've done this one before, but Jewel tagged me for 8 Random Things, so I will heed the call of the meme and tell you 8 Random Things about me.

1. I am a scab picker and a social groomer. I'm sorry. If you are in my vicinity and have an eyelash on your cheek, I must either tell you or remove it myself.

2. I stopped keeping birthday cards years ago. If you want me to know you remembered my birthday, text me, call me, or email me. That will save you about $3 plus a stamp and tracking down my address every JUNE 5TH. That's right, my birthday happens every year, but somehow I remain $23.95 plus shipping and handling.

3. I don't like voicemail. When I see a missed call, I just call the person back. That's the beauty of caller id.

4. (Wow, these are all so negative. What's randomly positive about me?) I have really great handwriting in real life.

5. We have one of those talking parrot toy thingies that you talk into and it repeats what you say really fast. ITREPEATSWHATYOUSAYREALLYFAST.

6. My favorite part of the Ohio State Fair is the butter exhibit. You can't really imagine it if you've never seen it, but try and picture a lifesize cow ... made of butter.

7. Back to the negative. I love roller coasters but I dee-spize ferris wheels. 'Specially at county fairs.

8. Mr Lemon and Splenda stopped by Plus Size Mall Store today to show me the new shoes she bought. It was a delightful surprise to see my family come strolling down the aisle.

Okay, I know I'm supposed to tag 8 people. And this is where the breakdown in this meme occurs because I'm just a poor team sport player like that. If you played, congratulations. We now know 8 more things about you that you would have eventually revealed anyways.