I thought SOOOO wrong

I thought I was going to be an auntie to a NinjaBaby.

I thought I would pick up the phone and call my mom. And then call Sica. Apparently I am the subject of "Let's see what happens when Liz gets a piece of news ... does the gossip in her come out? or does she MIND HER OWN FLIPPING BUSINESS?"

Because I am the auntie of a NinjaGuineaPig.

Don't call me to babysit. I'm BUSY MINDING MY OWN FLIPPING BUSINESS.

(but really. That was funny. I was even waxing a little nostalgic to Chris, "I never thought I would get to have children around the same time as John!")

(but seriously. Don't ever do that to me again. The pink sparkly belt will be present at our next gathering.)