First I'd like to thank my Momma ...

From what I hear on Twitter and Facebook, it is award season for the Oscar, the Emmy, the Larry... Just kidding. I don't know about the Larry, that might be closer to August.

::badda BING::

I have an award I would like to present.

It's a very prestigious award, only presented to those who have put forth every effort to excel.

Feel free to give and receive this award in the self-deprecating fashion in which it was created.