Last night my husband and I were groaning about our various aches and pains in our bones.
(Mine are from giving birth. His are from old age.)
I announced, "Well, I get the first appointment with the chiropractor. I just had a baby."
See how I play that card? after 3 hours of mediocre labor before I got my epidural?
It is an ace in my sleeve.
Mr Lemon whined, "...but you got to lay down while you pushed the baby out. I had to STAND the whole time."
Really? That eternally long four minutes of standing earns you the first chiropractor appointment?
11 comments:
No worries... he will NEVER win that arguement ;0)
Mrs. Nurse Boy
That comment should earn him the first chiropractor appointment, after you get through with him.
It's a good thing he didn't make that comment when I could reach him! =)
oh my, hilarious!
I do believe the Labor card trumps all. =)
THIS is hilarious. And I might add that if the four minutes of standing thing DID hold water (or lemonade, as the case may be), you still have the nine months of gestation bonus card. :)
While the epidural may make you not FEEL the pain while the birth is actually happening... it in fact is still happening and your body is adjusting to moving a person out! Momma ALWAYS gets the chiro visit first. Since I had my babies 'the easy way' via c section I don't have a 'labor card' but I do have a 'they cut open my stomach and pulled my organs out and then a person and then shoved everything back in and sewed up my muscle and skin' card. That one works pretty good too! :)
Labor always trumps anything else! Pregnancy should earn you extra points too. This is so funny!! I hope you and Mr. Lemon get all you aches fixed soon.
By-the-way, I love the new header, so cute and festive!
How funny!
By the way, I tagged you for a meme the other day! :)
I'm not sayin nothin
Oh, Mr. Lemon, Mr. Lemon.....you should have known better. You should have just made your own appt., went on your lunch hour and had it done with. I have a feeling you may be paying for this for some time! You are outnumbered, you know...at least here in blogdom! *smile*
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