and in case YOU were wondering about my last post

No, I'm not WITH CHILD. yet. that I know of. yet.

The joy in my heart of which I spoke of so vaguely? is this.

How tacky would it be for me to send a shout out to Mr Lemon's ex-wife congratulating her on her recent nuptials? Because her recent nuptials this past Thursday mean we don't have to pay her an exorbitant amount of alimony every month now. Would it be tacky for me to send her a thank you card?

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Thursday we took Splenda to Frisch's, and while there Mr Lemon had to give her an insulin shot. She squirmed around, thinking everyone is looking at her, but of course no one is, but Mr Lemon was trying to be a stern father figure, and with raised eyebrows a la Mom style, said "If you don't stand still, you're going to feel my butt spanking your hand..." and Splenda got this peculiar look of "dang, you're funny Dad, like you're really going to spank me, you can't even say it right" on her face. We couldn't keep from laughing, it was so hilarious. So all the rest of this weekend, it's been "you're going to get a butt spanking" or something like that.